Post by Holly Vanderbilt on Nov 27, 2007 23:50:14 GMT -5
Welcome to Crescent Hill University.
Okay. So you graduated and made it through high school. Big whoop-de-doo. What do you want - a cookie? Well, let me tell you something. If you thought high school was hard, don't even bother applying here. They'll cut you down like a dead tree, snap you up and eat you alive. You won't even last a day. You've got to be prepared for this, because Crescent Hill University is like no other. We're ruthless here. We're strong and we're cruel. But that's only because you've got to learn your life lessons and we're the ones who are going to teach them to you - the hard way.
Founded rather recently in 1987, Crescent Hill was the same University it is today, just with a few modern changes. But in the 90s, there was an increase in popularity in the college and ever since then, this popularity has been growing. Parents claim that upon graduating from this college, their children have learned how to be responsible, mature adults and any flaws in their personality have been straightened out. The only wonder is how that straightening comes about...
Located conveniently near Crescent Hill Academy, Crescent Hill U is also in Brooklyn Heights of Brooklyn, New York. But everything is not fun and games here. Sure, there are nice people, but it'll take a bit of hard searching and friend scouting for you to find 'em. You better come here with friends or at least know somebody; it'll be tough being the new kid. And when we say tough, we mean it. Here, all the clichés and stereotypes you heard about in high school come alive. Here is where the line is drawn.
Here is Crescent Hill University.
Are you game?
Okay. So you graduated and made it through high school. Big whoop-de-doo. What do you want - a cookie? Well, let me tell you something. If you thought high school was hard, don't even bother applying here. They'll cut you down like a dead tree, snap you up and eat you alive. You won't even last a day. You've got to be prepared for this, because Crescent Hill University is like no other. We're ruthless here. We're strong and we're cruel. But that's only because you've got to learn your life lessons and we're the ones who are going to teach them to you - the hard way.
Founded rather recently in 1987, Crescent Hill was the same University it is today, just with a few modern changes. But in the 90s, there was an increase in popularity in the college and ever since then, this popularity has been growing. Parents claim that upon graduating from this college, their children have learned how to be responsible, mature adults and any flaws in their personality have been straightened out. The only wonder is how that straightening comes about...
Located conveniently near Crescent Hill Academy, Crescent Hill U is also in Brooklyn Heights of Brooklyn, New York. But everything is not fun and games here. Sure, there are nice people, but it'll take a bit of hard searching and friend scouting for you to find 'em. You better come here with friends or at least know somebody; it'll be tough being the new kid. And when we say tough, we mean it. Here, all the clichés and stereotypes you heard about in high school come alive. Here is where the line is drawn.
Here is Crescent Hill University.
Are you game?
