Okay. So you graduated and made it through high school. Big whoop-de-doo. What do you want - a cookie? Well, let me tell you something. If you thought high school was hard, don't even bother applying here. They'll cut you down like a dead tree, snap you up and eat you alive. You won't even last a day. You've got to be prepared for this, because Crescent Hill University is like no other. We're ruthless here. We're strong and we're cruel. But that's only because you've got to learn your life lessons and we're the ones who are going to teach them to you - the hard way.
Located conveniently near Crescent Hill Academy, Crescent Hill U is also in Brooklyn Heights of Brooklyn, New York. But everything is not fun and games here. Sure, there are nice people, but it'll take a bit of hard searching and friend scouting for you to find 'em. You better come here with friends or at least know somebody; it'll be tough being the new kid. And when we say tough, we mean it. Here, all the clichés and stereotypes you heard about in high school come alive. Here is where the line is drawn.
You should only really be coming here for things of the utmost importance, like if you're dropping out of the university. Otherwise, the Head of Staff isn't to be bothered by students. Professors and Staff, feel free to stop on by.
The Dean's not that scary - honest. Come here to switch out of or drop classes, or if you're having with anything school related at all. You'll also be sent here if you're in trouble. Now that's when the Dean gets scary.
If you've injured yourself, you should come here. If you've severely injured yourself, someone should bring you here. The nurse will take care of it all.